Todays topic is - How do you reply to a gold sellers whisper?
They're one of the most annoying things in the entire game. If they're not spamming trade, using hacks to spell out their website in some strange, mass-suicide kinda way they're whispering you.
We've all had one, "Hi, are you busy?"
On my alliance alts, I can automatically put them on Ignore - but on my Horde toons, I cant. I'm an officer in my guild so I can, at times get whispers off people who want an alt inviting to the guild. I'd make a bit of a tit out of myself if I went "Fuck off" to a prospective guild member who only wanted to get in on a bit of /g while levelling.
So, I've devised a method, which is almost fool-proof!
Mystery whisper: Hi, are you busy?
Me: No but if you're a gold seller, fuck off.
That generally works. They'll either be all...
Mystery whisper: lol, no it's me X, can I get a guild invite?
Mystery whisper: Are you interested in buying go-
and that's as far as I get, as I've stuck them on ignore.
Some of them are a bit more annoying and dont leave you alone, the persistant little buggers. So I have a backup plan, of only 2 words.
Say that to a gold seller and I guarantee, you'll be on ignore quicker than you can put them on.